May 2013
flutterlings:
the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
whorville:
I bullshit my way through entire weeks at a time
rabioheab:
are there actually people out there who make their beds every morning or is that just a myth
harrypottersmum:
I wish Professor McGonagall ended all her classes by snapping her fingers, saying “McGonagone” then strutting out.
me: instantly jumps to worst possible conclusion
“How odd I can have all this inside me and to you it’s just words.”
– David Foster Wallace, The Pale King (via larmoyante)
teacher: describe yourself in one word
me: done
1/4 of tumblr: OH MY GOD GUYS THEY ARE GOING TO BUY TUMBLR
1/4 of tumblr: OH MY GOD THEY BOUGHT TUMBLR AND ARE GOING TO CHANGE EVERYTHING
1/4 of tumblr: WHO THE FUCK CARES, THEY AREN'T CHANGING ANYTHING ANYWAYS
1/4 of tumblr: yo wtf how is this fucking site 1.1billion dollars we literally post porn and doctor who all day
oomshi:
Don’t touch what you can’t afford aka me
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
dorfs:
Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year
